Let’s Make A Screen Door

 

No point buying an air conditioner up here for the one month you might need it, but it is really nice to be able to leave the door open in the summer without every yellowjacket, bumblebee and winged carpenter ant flying inside looking for something to sting and bite.  Trust me, we are on Critter Island, and we are outnumbered.

Some Assembly Required

 

So, let’s make a screen door to let the outdoor air in and keep the critters out!  Yeah, you can buy a screen door.  But I’m a cheap bastard, and I like my things built correctly and made to last.  So I picked up some douglas fir and started making sawdust.

Cutting Tenons

This will all be mortise and tenon joinery.  This door will have three rails (the horizontal pieces of wood that go on the top, middle and bottom of the door) so it’s pretty much going to be as simple as it gets.  First I start cutting tenons for the rails.

Almost Clean

The tenons cut very clean.  My jig left just a tiny bit of work to do in the corner.

Nice Tool

My “Magic Chisel” makes short work of it.

Clamp

I finish up the tenons with a hand saw, and again clean up the surface with a sharp chisel.

Dust Collection

I cut the mortises with a mortising machine, which takes a tedious job and does it adequately.  Once this thing is done, I’ll have some nice rectangular holes to fit the tenons into.  Note my fancy dust collection (the shop vac hose dangled over the paper towel holder).

Fitting

The mortises are now cut and it’s time to dry fit everything.  I’m putting in some vertical slats to give it a bit of interest.  I’d say they help keep the raccoons out too but they won’t.

More Fitting

Here’s the slats fitted into the bottom and middle rails.

Even More Fitting

And here’s the dry fit.

Marked with Sharpie

When I’m working with pieces that need to be routed, I like to mark plainly the edge I need to rout away.  This prevents me from screwing up a piece by feeding it over the router bit the wrong way.  Oh, gosh, I’ve “never” done that before.

Ready to Assemble

After about 3 hours on the router working with dull, worn out bits, I finally carved out the area where the screen will fit.  Now it’s like a big jigsaw puzzle that just needs to be sanded and glued together.

Jenga

This is literally all of the scrap wood left over from this project, stacked here Jenga style.  See if you can spot the two deer outside.

Glueing

Now it’s all sanded, glued and sitting in my shop drying up.  I only needed three clamps to put this together, yay!  Most of my glue-ups take about twenty clamps so that was gratifying, at least.

 

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

drywall

This summer I knocked out the wall between the living room and the kitchen.  Like every other project I do, this one was a major pain in the butt.  I had to dissect kitchen cabinets, remove lots of crappy paneling, remove the support from a load bearing beam, replace the support under the load bearing beam, hope I did it correctly because I’m too cheap to hire an engineer, and make a little half wall.

plastic

I discovered that I really suck at drywall.  But that’s okay.  It looks good, it’s solid and durable, and it doesn’t smell like cigarette smoke and dog pee (which is what the old paneling smelled like).  The joints and seams are not that visible if you just avoid certain kind of lighting.  It’s all good.

primerSee?  In this light it looks great!

woodwork

In my opinion, it’s the woodwork that makes this house stand out.  And I had to get a little creative and a little unconventional to make it all work.  I’m not sure how well it comes across in the pictures, but that beam twists about 10 degrees along its full 24 foot length.  It makes it a real challenge to make anything square.  In particular, the walls and the kitchen cabinets.

paintThis wall got a nice layer of turquoise paint.  I love color, lots of bold color.  Our house is a cabin on an island, so I expect to decorate it like the island, with the colors of the sea, the forest and the rocky land.  On a really nice day, that turquoise is what you’ll see when you look out past the shore.

deerI need to mention that if you feed a deer your apple cores, they will follow you for about an hour, looking for more of that apple.  I wonder if it’s legal to feed wild deer.  Maybe it’s not.  It’s perfectly legal to shoot them, but you’re probably not supposed to feed them.  Go figure.

 

Just passing through

otter

Finally got a pic of this little critter coming up the driveway. He and another one just like him have been passing through periodically, on the way up from the beach and disappearing into the mountainside behind us.

otter 2

Not sure what they’re going up there for. Could be fresh water. Could be an otter sports bar where they watch otter playoff hockey. No idea. I’m guessing they’re sea otters as I’ve seen them frolicking out in the salt water. But they could be regular otters. I’m not an otterologist.

They are not shy, either. They’ll walk right past you, intent on their little otter destination. And if you have a fish in your pocket they’ll probably chase you.

that tail

And look at that tail! That thing looks like a weapon.

What’s been happening lately?

Lots going on but not a lot of finished projects yet.  Some hints below:

That spider is big enough to pull a cart.  I’m going to have to start charging him rent.

It’s Critter Time

They outnumber us, even in tourist season.

The bald eagles hang out at the solid waste facility.  Yes, the dump.  When you throw away your half eaten chicken sandwich, well, they get first dibs.  We saw three or four of them in one tree last week.  Also on any given day at the dump you’ll find about 7,000 seagulls and blackbirds picking at the loose bits of cocoa puffs and other scrap.  But the eagles wait for real food to appear.  Sometimes, they eat seagull.